Blue Funk

Sloppy, amateurish updates on the adventures of Chelsea Football Club.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Chelsea v Barcelona

Unjustified red card for Del Horno.

Under the cosh. But Barca score an own goal.

Terry - immense. Nevermind the own goal.

Robben most effective weapon left, winning fouls with his dribbles. Immense. Subbed by SWP. Barca score again.

Farking same story as last time.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Chelsea v Liverpool

Zola is sitting in the crowd, next to Abramovich.

2-0, from Gallas and Crespo. Then Crespo makes it 3 with another beautiful finish but is mistakenly flagged offside. Many doubtful offsides against us today; earlier Robben could have gone one-on-one but was also wrongly flagged.

Reina off for tackling Guddy from behind and/or assaulting Robben after the latter shot some words at him.

Ellie on Chelsea Chat:
of all our players to hit robben is not a good idea, robben is a tart


And from Perillo:
Robben was fukkin brilliant. I love him for that... Reian[sic] was a berkshire hunt for making that hideous tackle and he was a double berkshire hunt for handing off Robben. Arjen's fall was beautifully executed and fabulously effective.


More delicious bile:
There are no words to explain how much I love beating Livershytte. WIth every match against them I learn to despise their players more. Their Spanish players in particular are loathsome bad-hair thththththt'ing berkshire hunts. Luis Garcia with his girly little scurrying gait, shabby Alonso, who believes nobody is allowed to challenge him. Their manager..oh my god, their manager. Long ball, niggling, diggin cheating scumsuckers, over-rated, big mouths, always talking. Well twenty one fukking points behind you whining, moaning chit ccornts.