Arsenal 2-2 Chelsea

They remain third, a point behind Everton. Arse catch us cold in the 2nd minute, Terry equalises amidst abysmal marking on a corner, Henry adds his second midway through the first half through a quickly taken freekick that Chelsea fans are shredding themselves to bits over, but Guddy makes up for being inalert during the freekick by equalising at the start of the second half.

A Manure fan told me that Mourinho is "scary". Stone-cold expression, at most raising and clenching his fists when we score. Obviously excellent at man-management. Sir Les on Chelsea Chat puts it thus:

Mourinho is a fekking psycho!
Anyone seen the front-on shot of Mourinho when Terry equalized. All hell broke out around him and he did not register even a vague twitch. He just stood staring without a trace of emotion. Compare that with me who was screaming and farting simultaneously while dancing round the room with the boys spilling my tea in the process. Now I ask you - which one would you prefer as a next door neighbour when the game is on at 3am?